CAT ROSTER!!!

[oversleeps]

as roughly translated from deep speech (they sound better in the original language, he says, for the record)

- BETTY, female, giant black cat, actually a magical construct so does she even count
- LADY WHISKERS, female, frost point, mean as fuck and responsible for 90% of the cat-related injuries in this household
- SIR ISAAC CATTINGTON THE THIRD, male, red tabby, fat and lazy and generally v amicable
- BARON VON LUFTWOOFLES, male, tuxedo,
- PURRCIFUS, female,
- PAWNYANKA, female,
- LORD TOES A'FLOOF, male,
- MIMI MEOW, female, calico
- HERBERTA, female,
- DAME GERTRUDE, female, blue smoke
- CHUBS McBOOTS, male
- AND MEATLOAF.