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[irritating]

[ picture of a log house ten minutes later ]
cute im gonna inspect closer

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Aren't these already occupied

[irritating]

yes and

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What's your backup plan after your current method of acquiring things inevitably fails

[irritating]

you clearly dunno how much money i stole or how good my dicksucking skills are

[oversleeps]

Right
So what's your backup plan after your current method of acquiring things inevitably fails

[irritating]

dunno guess i'll go back to good old reliable thievery

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You can't steal a house.

[irritating]

fuckin watch me

[oversleeps]

Even you couldn't carry a building away
Don't be an idiot
At least not more of one than normal

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Just find one owned by someone no one will miss

[irritating]

well shit i'd leave it where it is just you know, steal it from the owner [ because that makes sense ]

also i didnt know you were into murder thats interesting

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Pretty sure the owner would just be able to take it back
Considering the city would be on their side and not yours
And I doubt you know how to change the locks

[ a beat. ]

What's interesting about that

[irritating]

i know how to pick and break locks thats almost the same thing fuck off, but yeah i dunno it's just interesting learnin about the mysterious guy i've lived with for months

[oversleeps]

Just because you can open a lock
Doesn't mean you can stop everyone else from getting in
You're just going to get evicted after a week

And that's not even that interesting of a fact
Almost everyone supports murder in the right circumstance
Regardless of how adamantly they claim otherwise
There's always a point where no one can deny its efficiency
Since we are discussing human life here
Mine happens to be particularly easy to reach

[irritating]

[ there's a lull in her rapid fire texting that lasts a few minutes, and then ]

so are you racist against humans or what, im mostly human you know

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[ and no hesitation in the response. ]

But not entirely.

[irritating]

does that mean we wouldn't be friends if i didn't have gryphon blood to mix it up

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Does it matter.

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[ WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT ]

We aren't even friends

[irritating]

naw guess not, just curious

[ she doesn't press the friends thing any further, but she is most certainly grinning to herself when she reads his text ]

anyway gimme a bit, gonna do a little home invasion to check this place out

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Don't get caught

[ and time to doze off while she does that tbh. ]

[irritating]

[ he's only going to manage a 20 or so minute nap before she's pinging him again with pictures of the interior ]

shit duckling there's an actual fireplace and a loOFWOAH HOLD ON GUY INSIDE

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what did i just say

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Are you okay

[irritating]

[ another fifteen minutes before she finally responds ]

yes

doin way better than grampa over here anyway

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What did you do