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[ On Christmas morning Marduk will awaken to find there is a very poorly wrapped gift sitting under the very poorly decorated tree that has "to Duckling, love Apollo" scrawled across it right on the red and green paper it's wrapped in. Once the shitty paper is torn away, Marduk will have himself a big, warm blanket that is white and furry on both sides - handmade by Apollo herself using the pelts of the yetis she's killed since arriving on snowsilium. Merry Christmas, roomie! ]

hey fuckface wake up

marduk

i said wake up

are you awake yet

!!!!! WAKE UP

mARDUK

[ THIS RESPONSE IS STILL AFTER LIKE... TEN MINUTES ...... ]

someone had already better be dead because otherwise it's going to be you

[ oh good he answered she was just about to start screaming into his voicemail ]

no guess again guess what im doing

I'm not guessing for shit
So
What is it
What are you doing.

i said GUESS i'll give you a hint, it doesn't involve cocks

Congratulations
I'm going back to sleep.

NO YOU FUCK STAY AWAKE

THIS IS IMPORTANT SHIT

[ fuuuuuck your important shit, apollo. ]

Seeing as you won't tell me what it is
I wouldn't know
Which means it's not that important to me
Clearly
Why should I stay awake for it

im househunting!!! so if you're fuckin done as i am livin in that piece of shit then it's important to you too

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1/2 wow look i can do it too!!!!

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2/2 LIKE FIVE MINUTES LATER THO

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[Guess who is calling you back and leaving a voicemail if you don't pick up.]

Good night, precious. I find your masochism very charming.

[ by the time she calls him, he's already fallen asleep-- no big surprises there. while said call wakes him, he fails to pick up and doesn't think anything of it... until he goes ahead and listens to that voicemail.

and then calls seviilia back immediately. (after stepping outside, anyway. sorry vanadi.) ]

That's not fucking funny. [ AGITATED. ]

[She keeps chuckling.]

Well, I was only half joking.

Half too much. [ he talks quickly, like he's in a rush to get all the words out. ] Why did you call me?

[Well, she was going to let him go, but not after she senses the rush he's in.]

Oh dear, am I interrupting?

You're not--

[ he lets his breath out in a low hiss, goes silent for a moment. then: ] Maybe I don't want to talk to you.

[She lowers her voice to a whisper...which doesn't make too much of a difference because of the echo in her voice.]

You called me back, darling.

[ DEEP INHALE. ]

You're the one who called first.

Well, you obviously want to speak with me, or you would not have called me back.

[And she sounds so fuckin pleased about it too.]

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