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[oversleeps]

I understood you perfectly
Thanks
Do you have any clarification beyond that
Because last I checked
There weren't exactly that many options

[irritating]

yeah well a bit of dirty money and a couple sucked cocks can getcha pretty fuckin far if you do it right so fuck that there's tons of options

[oversleeps]

The kind of options that accept either of those things as payment
Are hardly worth the time
Even if we're talking about yours.
Most of them are, anyway
Sorry.
But I'm not impressed yet.

[irritating]

so what do we want huh? how bout somethin cute like a log house yeah shit that'd be cozy

[oversleeps]

I want you to stop texting me.

[irritating]

your beauty sleep can fuckin wait, this is our goddamn future we're talkin about here do you really wanna live in a shack for the rest of your days

[oversleeps]

"Our"
Future

[ is she serious rn he can't even tell ]

[irritating]

yeah there's two of us so that makes it our, holy fuck are you totally sure you understand words over there

1/2 wow look i can do it too!!!!

[oversleeps]

Sorry you have no concept something we call subtlety
Maybe you've heard of it

2/2 LIKE FIVE MINUTES LATER THO

[oversleeps]

What have you found so far

[irritating]

couple things, kinda depends on how close to nonhuman hatin fucks we're willin to be

[oversleeps]

Thanks for the specifics
Can you try again, though

[irritating]

[ sending various pictures of houses with no commentary on any of them ]

[oversleeps]

You're really bad at this

[irritating]

shit sakes you wanted specifics how much more specific do pictures get

[oversleeps]

Pictures without context don't tell exactly tell you a lot.
Why am I awake for this again

[irritating]

pictures tell a thousand fuckin words, stay awake so you learn something

[ sending a few more pictures, one of which is not a house but a dog in a sweater ]

[oversleeps]

Do you even know how much a thousand is

[ god he guesses he'll take a second to look at these tho-- ]

Uh
These aren't even houses anymore.

How about you message me again when you have something relevant to share

[irritating]

i know exactly how much a thousand is, it's a fuckin thousand you moron and what the fuck did you forget what a damn house looks like too here for the love of all gods

[ more pictures of houses!!! ]

[oversleeps]

Do you even look at the things you send people
Or listen to the words that come out of your mouth when you speak

Don't answer that
I already know what it's going to be

[irritating]

i looked fuckin hard enough not to send you pictures of my tits but i can send you those too if you want you know

[oversleeps]

[ after about three minutes of furious typing and then backspacing, marduk settles on just completely ignoring this message because there is literally no way he can express just how much he doesn't need to see your tits now or ever again

evER!!!! GOD YOU'RE THE WORST ROOMMATE

AND HE'S IGNORING YOU. ]

[irritating]

[ fuckin rude, also here's a text and a picture of a log house about ten minutes later ]

????? whatcha think

[oversleeps]

[ what if he looks at the picture but still doesn't respond to her, tho.

what then. ]

[irritating]

MARDUK WAKE UP

[ that's what ]