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2/2 LIKE FIVE MINUTES LATER THO

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What have you found so far

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couple things, kinda depends on how close to nonhuman hatin fucks we're willin to be

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Thanks for the specifics
Can you try again, though

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[ sending various pictures of houses with no commentary on any of them ]

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You're really bad at this

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shit sakes you wanted specifics how much more specific do pictures get

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Pictures without context don't tell exactly tell you a lot.
Why am I awake for this again

[irritating]

pictures tell a thousand fuckin words, stay awake so you learn something

[ sending a few more pictures, one of which is not a house but a dog in a sweater ]

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Do you even know how much a thousand is

[ god he guesses he'll take a second to look at these tho-- ]

Uh
These aren't even houses anymore.

How about you message me again when you have something relevant to share

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i know exactly how much a thousand is, it's a fuckin thousand you moron and what the fuck did you forget what a damn house looks like too here for the love of all gods

[ more pictures of houses!!! ]

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Do you even look at the things you send people
Or listen to the words that come out of your mouth when you speak

Don't answer that
I already know what it's going to be

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i looked fuckin hard enough not to send you pictures of my tits but i can send you those too if you want you know

[oversleeps]

[ after about three minutes of furious typing and then backspacing, marduk settles on just completely ignoring this message because there is literally no way he can express just how much he doesn't need to see your tits now or ever again

evER!!!! GOD YOU'RE THE WORST ROOMMATE

AND HE'S IGNORING YOU. ]

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[ fuckin rude, also here's a text and a picture of a log house about ten minutes later ]

????? whatcha think

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[ what if he looks at the picture but still doesn't respond to her, tho.

what then. ]

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MARDUK WAKE UP

[ that's what ]

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[ why! ]

Already have

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okay and

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[ THE LONG SUFFERING SIGH OF THE TORMENTED ROOMMATE GOES HERE ]

What do you want.

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have you even listened to a fuckin thing i've said

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Unfortunately
Yes
It didn't help.

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okay so which house are you likin

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The one that gets you to stop messaging me.

[ and immediately after: ]

Closer to the city would be nice
But I don't want to live in it.

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yeah me neither, invisible wings are cool but the natives here are assholes and im thinkin you dont wanna put on your holodress for em all the time huh

[ was that a poor attempt at being considerate, maybe ]

[oversleeps]

All the time or
Ever.

[ it's already been ten days. clearly he will never need to use one ok. ]

I'm sure you can figure something out