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[irritating]

have you even listened to a fuckin thing i've said

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Unfortunately
Yes
It didn't help.

[irritating]

okay so which house are you likin

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The one that gets you to stop messaging me.

[ and immediately after: ]

Closer to the city would be nice
But I don't want to live in it.

[irritating]

yeah me neither, invisible wings are cool but the natives here are assholes and im thinkin you dont wanna put on your holodress for em all the time huh

[ was that a poor attempt at being considerate, maybe ]

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All the time or
Ever.

[ it's already been ten days. clearly he will never need to use one ok. ]

I'm sure you can figure something out

[irritating]

outskirts it is

[irritating]

[ picture of a log house ten minutes later ]
cute im gonna inspect closer

[oversleeps]

Aren't these already occupied

[irritating]

yes and

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What's your backup plan after your current method of acquiring things inevitably fails

[irritating]

you clearly dunno how much money i stole or how good my dicksucking skills are

[oversleeps]

Right
So what's your backup plan after your current method of acquiring things inevitably fails

[irritating]

dunno guess i'll go back to good old reliable thievery

[oversleeps]

You can't steal a house.

[irritating]

fuckin watch me

[oversleeps]

Even you couldn't carry a building away
Don't be an idiot
At least not more of one than normal

[ message 2: ]

Just find one owned by someone no one will miss

[irritating]

well shit i'd leave it where it is just you know, steal it from the owner [ because that makes sense ]

also i didnt know you were into murder thats interesting

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Pretty sure the owner would just be able to take it back
Considering the city would be on their side and not yours
And I doubt you know how to change the locks

[ a beat. ]

What's interesting about that

[irritating]

i know how to pick and break locks thats almost the same thing fuck off, but yeah i dunno it's just interesting learnin about the mysterious guy i've lived with for months

[oversleeps]

Just because you can open a lock
Doesn't mean you can stop everyone else from getting in
You're just going to get evicted after a week

And that's not even that interesting of a fact
Almost everyone supports murder in the right circumstance
Regardless of how adamantly they claim otherwise
There's always a point where no one can deny its efficiency
Since we are discussing human life here
Mine happens to be particularly easy to reach

[irritating]

[ there's a lull in her rapid fire texting that lasts a few minutes, and then ]

so are you racist against humans or what, im mostly human you know

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[ and no hesitation in the response. ]

But not entirely.

[irritating]

does that mean we wouldn't be friends if i didn't have gryphon blood to mix it up

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Does it matter.