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[irritating]

[ oh good he answered she was just about to start screaming into his voicemail ]

no guess again guess what im doing

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I'm not guessing for shit
So
What is it
What are you doing.

[irritating]

i said GUESS i'll give you a hint, it doesn't involve cocks

[oversleeps]

Congratulations
I'm going back to sleep.

[irritating]

NO YOU FUCK STAY AWAKE

[irritating]

THIS IS IMPORTANT SHIT

[oversleeps]

[ fuuuuuck your important shit, apollo. ]

Seeing as you won't tell me what it is
I wouldn't know
Which means it's not that important to me
Clearly
Why should I stay awake for it

[irritating]

im househunting!!! so if you're fuckin done as i am livin in that piece of shit then it's important to you too

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Househunting

[irritating]

hunting for a new house, shit don't you understand words

[oversleeps]

I understood you perfectly
Thanks
Do you have any clarification beyond that
Because last I checked
There weren't exactly that many options

[irritating]

yeah well a bit of dirty money and a couple sucked cocks can getcha pretty fuckin far if you do it right so fuck that there's tons of options

[oversleeps]

The kind of options that accept either of those things as payment
Are hardly worth the time
Even if we're talking about yours.
Most of them are, anyway
Sorry.
But I'm not impressed yet.

[irritating]

so what do we want huh? how bout somethin cute like a log house yeah shit that'd be cozy

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I want you to stop texting me.

[irritating]

your beauty sleep can fuckin wait, this is our goddamn future we're talkin about here do you really wanna live in a shack for the rest of your days

[oversleeps]

"Our"
Future

[ is she serious rn he can't even tell ]

[irritating]

yeah there's two of us so that makes it our, holy fuck are you totally sure you understand words over there

1/2 wow look i can do it too!!!!

[oversleeps]

Sorry you have no concept something we call subtlety
Maybe you've heard of it

2/2 LIKE FIVE MINUTES LATER THO

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What have you found so far

[irritating]

couple things, kinda depends on how close to nonhuman hatin fucks we're willin to be

[oversleeps]

Thanks for the specifics
Can you try again, though

[irritating]

[ sending various pictures of houses with no commentary on any of them ]

[oversleeps]

You're really bad at this

[irritating]

shit sakes you wanted specifics how much more specific do pictures get